Cannot stand being wired any more

Took off underwired bra last night and vowed never to wear such a thing again. Spent an age online today looking for something that doesn’t ratchet your breasts up so they’re like a balcony preceeding you and not so uncomfortable. Couldn’t find a ‘proper’ bra except that cost the Earth and I’m doing that thing of not wanting to spend much money because I’m going to I lose weight etc.

Settled for these from Amazon, thinking if useless at least not much money down the suff [Lancashire for drain].

 

Screen Shot 2018-07-12 at 12.19.52.pngLove ’em. Soft, no cutting in and even though, please note, had to buy X-Large (I’m a size 12-14?!) pretty much keeps them in place and no nipples the size of walnuts through your shirt. I don’t want to look like a Barbie doll and never did and rather fed up with clothes manufacturers forcing us into being certain shapes.

No idea why I didn’t do it much sooner. Bugger burning your bra, just pull that fuse wire.

 

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Author: Annie Turner

I'm an observer, with a sharp eye for absurdity. There is never a shortage of material.

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